Good god

[x_juggernaut]

I leave for not even a week, and the second floor smells like spiced ass. Who in the hell was cooking up there, what was it, and why does it smell like someone mixed jambalaya and frogshit?

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[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

We were graced by a visit from Tante Mattie, Remy's friend, while you were gone. When he cleared her through security, Lee wanted to confiscate the food she brought with her on the grounds that it was a biohazard, but I told him it wouldn't be hospitable.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If it helps, I believe Doug has managed to inhale eat all of the food that Tante brought him. Which only leaves whatever Jubilee has not eaten, that Doug has not begged off her.

I will have Shiro dispose of the tupperware containers. I think that is the only way to properly safely dispose of biological waste, yes, to superheat it until it is carbon?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Up to you and Shiro, although let him know that miscellaneous scorch marks will be frowned upon.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I don't make miscellaneous scorch marks. All scorch marks are planned and deliberate.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Nobody makes jambalaya like Tante. :) But now it is all gone. Woe.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Woe my ass, I don't have to choose between heat and breathing anymore. I mean, I didn't wanna say anything because you were obviously enjoying yourself, but man, that stuff reeked.

And I swear, one of these nights you're going to wake up to a slightly-damp tapping on your shoulder. It'll be your tongue, looking for its revenge.

*cradles tupperwear lovingly*

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

You know, when she handed me the food, I had no idea it would be this good.