I am not hallucinating. I hope.

[x_juggernaut]

I am going to assume either I have taken a severe blow to the head, which is unlikely seeing as there hasn't been a meteor shower recently - or my cat just brought in a purple cat that turned into a naked girl with purple hair who raided my fridge, stole my tuna, ate it right in front of me, turned back into a cat, and chased Mao back out the door.

Did I mention the naked part?

Please tell me someone else has seen this, and that I'm not going crazy in my old age.

Comments

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Cain. I never knew you had such a sense of humor.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

You laugh! You expect strange naked women to show up at your place all the time! You're engaged to one!

I certainly didn't expect MAO to bring one home, though.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that there is nothing at all strange about Moira when she's naked. Quite the contrary, really.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

She is a strange and evil woman, and she's going to make you wear a skirt. I think you've both got the Mad Cow Disease.

See!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I knew I wasn't the only person who thought so.

But she lets us cut up sharks in Biology! So its cool.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Wait until the rest of the male members of the wedding party find out they're going to be wearing skirts too.

[x-avier.livejournal.com]

A purple cat, Cain? Are you quite sure?

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Purple! I can tell what color something's supposed to be, and cats aren't supposed to be PURPLE!

[x-avier.livejournal.com]

Fascinating.

Er... Sorry?

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

We just got back a few minutes ago. I didn't realize where she'd gone.

Re: Er... Sorry?

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

That's YOUR naked cat-girl, then? Good. I think she's chasing Mao back and forth across the dock.

Well, not mine *exactly*...

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

She's my new roommate.

...There's, er, no way to take clothes along when shapeshifting, that I know of, is the thing. And apparently she's as relaxed about it as Jane.

Re: Er... Sorry?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Naked as in no clothes? Seriously not any at all? That isn't some metaphor?

Re: Er... Sorry?

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

You try turning into something with four legs and keeping your clothes on.

Re: Er... Sorry?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm not complaining! I just wanted to make sure it wasn't some kind of crazy metaphor for, I dunno, whatever metaphor it might be!

Re: Er... Sorry?

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

Didn't mean to snap, sorry.

Only, if you run into me when I'm a wolf and I only shift partway back to human? There's a reason.

Re: Er... Sorry?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

This is gonna make the deer thing more complicated, isn't it?

Re: Er... Sorry?

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't think it would be that much of a problem -- I can shift far enough to talk and have hands if I need to, without being immodest, and probably we can learn to understand each other without talking anyway. (I hope so. Talking spooks the deer.)

Re: Er... Sorry?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay. Cause the deer thing still sounds cool.

And I can do quiet. Easier not to talk if I'm outside. Inside I get all ... fidgety.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I didn't dye it, turn into it or have anything to do with it.

can I dress it?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

From the sound of things, it's a she, Pixie. So you'd better ask her.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

right. her.


...where did I put my rhinestones and glue gun? oh right. in Jono's room. damn it.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...Why are your rhinestones in Jono's room? Do I even want to know what you did?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

You're going to glue gun the cat girl?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye likes tuna!

Thank you, BigGrumpyMan!